Hey now, we really tried on this one, and as dorky as we are, we felt like we gave this a pretty good review. You guys should check out some of our other reviews and see if you agree with us more...we can't give everything a perfect score.
Why all the hating? I love this album, but could care less about insulting people that don't. It is obvious the reviewers don't play any instruments though; there's no way you could pull off this album with a month's experience of any instrument. It takes skills to keep such a slow timing, especially for drummers.
Actually, glasses guy has an album in which he played and recorded every instrument(minus a couple of drum tracks) posted on our website. Definitely worth checking out if you call yourself a musician or songwriter.
Download Tom's album called the Greenhouse Effect for free here: http://www.velocitiesinmusic.com/downloads/
Thanks for the comments, regardless of your maturity levels.
NO WAY! Are the guys in the clip really commenting on this post right now?! And are they REALLY plugging their own shit?!?! I's like DAMN! This is too good....toooooooo fucking good. Shameless, shameless, shameless...and also priceless. We now officially consider our night made.
You two guys should come to a Harvey Milk show. I guarantee you would leave with a newfound appreciation and understanding of the bands talents and music.
Do these two guys really deserve so much attention? They are like my seven years little cousin talking shit about the awfulness of classical music or whatever.
Better listen to Harvey Milk and forget these two amateurs.
...and that describing how something sounds retarded is immediately followed with the word "disgusting". so, basically this guy is disgusted at the idea of retarded people expressing themselves. but hey, even if they're disgusted by retarded people at least they "don't get" racism...
from the kid's VERY OWN song, where he masterfully plays EVERY instrument! how impressive!
"i'd love to give you all happy endings but this was just a scam i'd love to say that i was just pretending but that's not who i am so i'll be here waiting for you for you to come around again and bring your best laid plans so who's coming to take me home"
says the kid who uses the word emo a hundred times in a harvey milk review.
by "moving music critique forward" do you mean "two hip collegiate boys with music lesson diplomas obsessed with genre labels lazily reviewing what their favorite magazines are pushing in the same thoughtless manner as every other self-righteous 'critic' on youtube"? if so, you've hit the nail on the head
best reviewed artists include: radiohead, modest mouse, the arcade fire, brand new, tegan and sara, and red sparowes. which genre will you be into next month? cause, like, stoner sludge like experimental like rock is totally gonna be too emo for you soon
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These guys should have loved this record, it was MADE for guys like them!
ah, "not enough reverb"? well theres your problem right there!
guy doesn't like olives?
well there's your problem right there!
i hate it and i don't get it aren't really reviews. i love how lloyd christmas kept calling them emo too. I don't get it.
what a pair of poindextors,
im pleased to know that the album i am "going nuts over" isnt appreciated by these kids.
Hey now, we really tried on this one, and as dorky as we are, we felt like we gave this a pretty good review. You guys should check out some of our other reviews and see if you agree with us more...we can't give everything a perfect score.
The t-shirt about farting is a classy touch.
glasses guy forgot to mention "laid" on the list of things he doesn't ever "get"
Why all the hating? I love this album, but could care less about insulting people that don't. It is obvious the reviewers don't play any instruments though; there's no way you could pull off this album with a month's experience of any instrument. It takes skills to keep such a slow timing, especially for drummers.
Actually, glasses guy has an album in which he played and recorded every instrument(minus a couple of drum tracks) posted on our website. Definitely worth checking out if you call yourself a musician or songwriter.
Download Tom's album called the Greenhouse Effect for free here:
http://www.velocitiesinmusic.com/downloads/
Thanks for the comments, regardless of your maturity levels.
DERRRP
You're still a pair of dorks. No offence ;)
Can't argue with that one.
These kids are too precious.
NO WAY! Are the guys in the clip really commenting on this post right now?! And are they REALLY plugging their own shit?!?! I's like DAMN! This is too good....toooooooo fucking good. Shameless, shameless, shameless...and also priceless. We now officially consider our night made.
Hydra Head Records: Retard Rock Since 1995.
Is the guy on the left touching himself? (3:17-3:40)
I don't think anything has ever made me want to listen to Harvey Milk more than these two.
Good luck guys.
No matter how bad my life gets....I'm still not these guys. Rock on, dudes!
Glad you love the sound of your voices, at least!
Ha! Ha ha. Ha.
Most clueless review ever? Yay for the Internet, where the bar is so low that literally *anyone* can be a critic.
You two guys should come to a Harvey Milk show. I guarantee you would leave with a newfound appreciation and understanding of the bands talents and music.
Do these two guys really deserve so much attention? They are like my seven years little cousin talking shit about the awfulness of classical music or whatever.
Better listen to Harvey Milk and forget these two amateurs.
its so sad that these privileged white males feel the need to use 'retard' as a critical description.
...and that describing how something sounds retarded is immediately followed with the word "disgusting". so, basically this guy is disgusted at the idea of retarded people expressing themselves. but hey, even if they're disgusted by retarded people at least they "don't get" racism...
Hahaha, classic.
spoiler alert:
it's a blues record.
a heavy, pounding, depressing, blues record.
you're welcome.
from the kid's VERY OWN song, where he masterfully plays EVERY instrument! how impressive!
"i'd love to give you all happy endings
but this was just a scam
i'd love to say that i was just pretending
but that's not who i am
so i'll be here waiting for you
for you to come around again
and bring your best laid plans
so who's coming to take me home"
says the kid who uses the word emo a hundred times in a harvey milk review.
by "moving music critique forward" do you mean "two hip collegiate boys with music lesson diplomas obsessed with genre labels lazily reviewing what their favorite magazines are pushing in the same thoughtless manner as every other self-righteous 'critic' on youtube"? if so, you've hit the nail on the head
best reviewed artists include: radiohead, modest mouse, the arcade fire, brand new, tegan and sara, and red sparowes. which genre will you be into next month? cause, like, stoner sludge like experimental like rock is totally gonna be too emo for you soon
Harvey Milk is a great movie in the other hand what a pair of dorks!
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