Tuesday, September 14, 2010

The best Harvey Milk review yet?

 

27 comments:

Decibel said...

These guys should have loved this record, it was MADE for guys like them!

Anonymous said...

ah, "not enough reverb"? well theres your problem right there!

razzle in peace said...

guy doesn't like olives?

well there's your problem right there!

bc said...

i hate it and i don't get it aren't really reviews. i love how lloyd christmas kept calling them emo too. I don't get it.

old ernie said...

what a pair of poindextors,

im pleased to know that the album i am "going nuts over" isnt appreciated by these kids.

Velocities in Music said...

Hey now, we really tried on this one, and as dorky as we are, we felt like we gave this a pretty good review. You guys should check out some of our other reviews and see if you agree with us more...we can't give everything a perfect score.

Anonymous said...

The t-shirt about farting is a classy touch.

Anonymous said...

glasses guy forgot to mention "laid" on the list of things he doesn't ever "get"

Anonymous said...

Why all the hating? I love this album, but could care less about insulting people that don't. It is obvious the reviewers don't play any instruments though; there's no way you could pull off this album with a month's experience of any instrument. It takes skills to keep such a slow timing, especially for drummers.

Velocities in Music said...

Actually, glasses guy has an album in which he played and recorded every instrument(minus a couple of drum tracks) posted on our website. Definitely worth checking out if you call yourself a musician or songwriter.

Download Tom's album called the Greenhouse Effect for free here:
http://www.velocitiesinmusic.com/downloads/

Thanks for the comments, regardless of your maturity levels.

Anonymous said...

DERRRP

You're still a pair of dorks. No offence ;)

Velocities In Music said...

Can't argue with that one.

Anonymous said...

These kids are too precious.

Hydra Headlines said...

NO WAY! Are the guys in the clip really commenting on this post right now?! And are they REALLY plugging their own shit?!?! I's like DAMN! This is too good....toooooooo fucking good. Shameless, shameless, shameless...and also priceless. We now officially consider our night made.

Hydra Head Records: Retard Rock Since 1995.

Anonymous said...

Is the guy on the left touching himself? (3:17-3:40)

dontfeartheringo said...

I don't think anything has ever made me want to listen to Harvey Milk more than these two.

Good luck guys.

EST said...

No matter how bad my life gets....I'm still not these guys. Rock on, dudes!
Glad you love the sound of your voices, at least!

Anonymous said...

Ha! Ha ha. Ha.

Most clueless review ever? Yay for the Internet, where the bar is so low that literally *anyone* can be a critic.

Anonymous said...

You two guys should come to a Harvey Milk show. I guarantee you would leave with a newfound appreciation and understanding of the bands talents and music.

Anonymous said...

Do these two guys really deserve so much attention? They are like my seven years little cousin talking shit about the awfulness of classical music or whatever.

Better listen to Harvey Milk and forget these two amateurs.

Anonymous said...

its so sad that these privileged white males feel the need to use 'retard' as a critical description.

aaron b. turner said...

...and that describing how something sounds retarded is immediately followed with the word "disgusting". so, basically this guy is disgusted at the idea of retarded people expressing themselves. but hey, even if they're disgusted by retarded people at least they "don't get" racism...

Chris M said...

Hahaha, classic.

Sean said...

spoiler alert:
it's a blues record.

a heavy, pounding, depressing, blues record.

you're welcome.

Anonymous said...

from the kid's VERY OWN song, where he masterfully plays EVERY instrument! how impressive!

"i'd love to give you all happy endings
but this was just a scam
i'd love to say that i was just pretending
but that's not who i am
so i'll be here waiting for you
for you to come around again
and bring your best laid plans
so who's coming to take me home"

says the kid who uses the word emo a hundred times in a harvey milk review.

Anonymous said...

by "moving music critique forward" do you mean "two hip collegiate boys with music lesson diplomas obsessed with genre labels lazily reviewing what their favorite magazines are pushing in the same thoughtless manner as every other self-righteous 'critic' on youtube"? if so, you've hit the nail on the head


best reviewed artists include: radiohead, modest mouse, the arcade fire, brand new, tegan and sara, and red sparowes. which genre will you be into next month? cause, like, stoner sludge like experimental like rock is totally gonna be too emo for you soon

viagra online said...

Harvey Milk is a great movie in the other hand what a pair of dorks!